I'm making fortune cookies for the BlizzCon LiveFeed party we're having this weekend.... I had to compile this list from many sources, so here's a nice concise reference for fortunes.
You will soon find that your combat matrix has been enhanced by bloodlust.
MANY WHELPS!
That's a minus 50 DKP!
Leeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeenkins!
Your faction will win Wintergrasp before the month is out.
Your gear score is pitiful. Consider a long walk off Aldor Rise.
You no take candle!
Be prepared to be struck by lightning where the sun doesn't shine.
Your mana pool is pitiful. Consider a long walk off the Ratchet pier.
This kingdom shall fall, and from the ashes shall rise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world.
The hope for future generations has always resided in mortal hands.
Now that your task is done, like Medivh, you shall take your place amongst the legends of the past.
I salute your bravery, elf, but the chase is over.
You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you.
You have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky! Do not fail us!
Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.
If you don't master your anger, your anger will master you.
The strands of destiny weave only a web of death.
I am he who watches they. I am the fist of retribution. That which does quell the recalcitrant. Dare you defy the Warchief? Dare you face my merciless judgment?
The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything.
You can't call yourself a seasoned adventurer until you've spent some time killing rats! Haw!
Hmm those pig creatures are unlike anything I've ever seen before - - At least they're prettier than you, human.
I come from the Orcs. We eat with spoons and forks. We love to eat our pork!"
Your pain shall be legendary!
You like large posteriors and you cannot prevaricate.
Kill the healer first, the one in the dress!
Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 236...
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh... but probably not."
By the gods you're annoying.
You may soon join a cult - not so much a cult, as a fanatical group of bloodthirsty, blade-wielding zealots.
Nibly the Almighty says: Silence, servant! Vengeance will be mine! Death to Stormwind! Death by chicken
"My older brother, Magni, is King of the Dwarves. My younger brother, Brann, is a renowned explorer. If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward. " -Muradin
I love the smell of exorcism in the morning... you know that smell? That smell of burning undead... it smells... like victory.
Your heroism brings all the boys to the yard.
Orc females have no respect for people with small peircings. I say go full hog- put a spear through your head!
The way to a man's heart, be through his stomach. But trolls go through da ribcage!
Robin Hood steals from the Humans and gives to the ..... Murlocs! Why else do you think they are so rich?
The amount of available bag space is inversely proportional to the amount of loot you will receive when running an instance. Pack light.
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